or is it? where would he get lemons?
So at first I’m like BAM IT’S OFFICIAL THE TRUTH IS FINALLY OUT! Then my mom goes…..no. So if you’ve ever watched a family court show or Maury you know those famous words “You are not the father!” But the paternity test didn’t say that….it just said the sample could not be verified. My mother…
IKR?! They dropped the paternity storyline years ago (which was irritating) and now they bring it back yet it can’t be verified?!
Although it’s kinda gross if Jack is her father and shes lusting after his son which would be her half brother.
I don’t really like Jack’s son anyways though. Hes a boring character and is about as nice looking as:
Sorry Patrick, you’re not foolin’ anyone.
When I get home from work and discover that my son has run my wife ragged and she’s not feeling much like doing anything.
and then shes all
because all she wants to do is take a nap and have someone make food for her instead of the other way around.
What it would look like if I let my kids use glitter for crafts
Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
go away, yahoo. you’re the kid who no-one wants to invite to the party. tumblr is the party and you’re not invited.
Going for cheap laughs in a show where there are none to be found, Disney thinks picking on a gluten-free kid is comedy gold. Tell me…why is this funny?
You can sign this petition to tell Disney that being gluten free is a serious problem and bullying is not acceptable! Many children who are gluten free or have celiacs are bullied and made fun of every day and Disney is only helping to fuel bullying because of food allergies.
Fucking outraged! (Excuse my French!)
I was going to sign but it’s closed. That’s just mean of Disney.
there’s no need to cross claws after this on who gets the box first.
yay! my cat lady package is on its way! I ordered the variety box.
“You know, in all seriousness: everyone got hurt on this movie, everyone was scarred, everyone went through a little bit of physical kind of pain. But if you’re talking about something life-changing… something huge, you know, something that really had a deep effect on all of us - not only the person it happened to, but the crew and most of the Western hemisphere - Orlando breaking his rib was huge.”
haha. love their friendship. <3
turn those frowns upsidedownzzz